The Road to Europe
Let me tell you a story. It’s 2018, a random boy slides into my DMs on Instagram [I’m not surprised, I’ve been getting a lot of DMs because of all the smoking hot bikini pics I had been posting]. I have a rule, 100% of the time if someone slides into my DMs and is not immediately creepy, I reply (It’s 2018 everyone meets online)!
The Dream
Nothing makes the world feel as small as finding out said random boy lives 45 mins away. It’s 2018 and I’m not TOTALLY stupid so obviously I decline the opportunity to meet in person… talking on Insta is a plenty good way to develop a friendship, right?
Now a few months pass, and we don’t talk. Until random boy gets deployed, and maybe because he is bored or maybe because it was just meant to be… we started talking again. We started talking every day. We started talking about the big things and the little things. I had just graduated from college, and I has just been bitten by the travel bug. After a few trips including Boston, Michigan, & Arizona (prior to my move). Random boy had noticed and naturally invites me to travel with him around Europe. Of course, I agree.
We had dates. We had ideas on where we wanted to go (neither of us had been to Europe so the answer was EVERYWHERE). So, we set to work planning out the cheapest and most action-packed travel itinerary ever. I think we spent 3 months seriously looking into different routes & options that wouldn’t bust our projected budget of $2,000 (each) for the entire two-week trip.
Honestly, the hardest part was coordinating an overseas trip primarily via snapchat. If you can develop a fully functional flight plan between 6 different countries via snapchat, the actual trip will be a breeze, right?
Now, tickets are bought. Family and Friends are losing their minds that I am 1. traveling with a guy I have never met in-person 2. traveling out of the country with a guy they have never met 3. quitting my job(s)** to spend two weeks in Europe & 4. am traveling across seas with no means of communicating with anyone back home.
YOLO. FIRST STOP: LONDON
**which at the time only consisted of two part-time jobs. Personal training and working as a cryotherapy tech.
Buying Plane Tickets & Planning Our Stops
Here is the secret to finding and planning cheap oversea flights – fly at the right time. We used Kiwi.com’s explore map to plan the entire trip. First step, find the cheapest flights in to and out of Europe. I’ve found that a majority of the time, England or Iceland were the cheapest places in Europe to fly in or out of.
*Note certain discount airlines like WOW did not appear on Kiwi, seek those out separately, it might be worth it!
Next, Boy and I each choose one location we wanted to go to, non-negotiable, & literally let the universe decide where else we went based on the cheapest flight routes. We plugged in tentative dates and looked for which country was the cheapest flight at that time. That’s it. That’s the big secret to how we created the master plan.
At this point in my life, time was more expendable than money. Which also meant spending a lot of time in Airports on the way to and from London.
PHX>DEN>SFO>KEF>STN
STN>MXP
TRAIN to Venice
TRAIN to Florence
TRAIN to Pisa
TRAIN to Milan
MXP>CAI
CAI>ATH
ATH>CIA
FCO>BCN
BCN>BVA
CDG>LGW
STN>OSL>OAK>AZA
Departing PHX at 10:53a Monday, May 14th & arriving at STN in London 4:15pm Tuesday, May 15th.
If you have never been out of the country [like me on this trip] I would HIGHLY recommend flying into an English-speaking airport. Super helpful. You pass through customs, tell the security why you are there and for how long, and WHERE YOU WILL BE STAYING (they need to make sure you aren’t planning on sleeping on the streets). I was not prepared for this question at all because… obviously, Boy and I did not plan out where we were staying ahead of time.
Once we were in Europe, we opted to fly between most countries to maximize time, & make sure you do your research, ended up spending less than we would have spent buying a 2-week Euro-Rail Pass.
Hostels / Hotels / AirBNBs
Learn from my mistake, you TOTALLY want to book your lodging ahead of time. Make sure you have a point of contact if you are staying at an AirBNB and think about planning lodging based on the exit point (by that I mean if you fly into London STN but are flying out of London LGW you might consider staying closer to the airport you are leaving from or near a train station that will get you there). I f***ed up our lodging & have absolutely no helpful input other than don’t let me book the hotels next time).
Travel Partner Meet Up Point
Finally, plan a cross street to meet your travel buddy for the first time and let the adventure begin!
One Final Note: Due to some unfortunate circumstances I had to erase my iPhone and lost ALL the pictures I took in Europe. Thank Goodness for social media and what all I had posted. I still have all the memories, but pictures are nice too. Please excuse the screenshots and unintentional social plugs to my social media coming up.
London, England
First Stop: London
Arrive in London around 16:15 Tuesday, May 15th. Take a train into the city. Realize you don’t have Wi-Fi, cell service, or know where the Airbnb is. Rough start. Stop at a local pub (where you will eventually get drunk with Boy for the first time) & ask bartender to let you use the phone. Still can’t find Airbnb. Ring the doorbell at the wrong building and get yelled at. And finally (especially since you’ve already been yelled at, so no more harm done) ring a bunch of doorbells and by the grace of God find the nicest Airbnb host ever who shows you into her cute little apartment. Time to sleep.
Day 1: Wednesday, May 16th
Wake up early. Find a gym. Walk through the park and find Cafe Parco. Eat your first Full English Breakfast, cake and all. Still slightly jet lagged. Take a power nap & then spend the rest of the day exploring the city.
Cafe Parco – 10/10
I LOVED this little cafe. This was by far the best breakfast I had in London. Located in the middle of a park. Limited inside seating.
Evening 1: I finally meet Jon. We go to the little Pub down the street and immediately get a little too drunk (sorry, mom). Talking to strangers is hard.
Note: These totally authentic Fish & Chips are from a Pub but not THE PUB mentioned above.
Day 2: Thursday, May 17
Open Top Red Bus Tour! Not only is this totally iconic, but it was also surprisingly NOT overrated. This tour was one of the best things we did in London. The tour stopped at Buckingham Palace (see photo below), Westminster Abbey, took us on a river cruiser on the Thames, & as an optional excursion took us out to Stonehenge. The tour guide was entertaining. And they gave us plenty of time to take photos at each stop. I would advise you wear a jacket as the wind on top of the bus was chilly. P.S. practice your selfie skills and photo self-timer to capture beauties like the photo below.
More pictures from the Open Top Bus Tour.
But first, let me take a selfie at the Buckingham Palace.
Open Top Red bus Tour – 10/10
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The Stonehenge excursion was a 3-hour bus ride out of the city. Stonehenge itself was underwhelming but I’m happy we got the opportunity to see it (more of a cross this off the bucket list type of stop). Would not go back.
Stonehenge – 6/10
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Day 3: Friday, May 18
Glad I climbed up here because this is one of my favorite photos from London (kissing the lion); but I almost didn’t make it down. We didn’t have time to go to any of the Museums, but at least we got a photo-op outside.
Friday afternoon we went to Warner Bros Studio Harry Potter Tour. You need to buy tickets ahead of time including a time of entry & then you need to take a bus to the actual studio outside of London.
Warner Bros Studio Harry Potter Tour- 11/10
I think this ended up being a favorite for both Jon & myself. The was SO MUCH to look at, great photos, butter beer (which is non-alcoholic btw, booo). We walked through Diagon Alley, stopped at Platform 9 3/4 and it was just as magical as you expect it to be. Really worth a visit.
Day 4: Saturday, May 19th – Last morning in London.
A few more tourist stops to round out our first city. A ride on the London Eye seemed like a must-do. Had to stand in line for a bit but cool views and cute little activity.
London Eye – 10/10
We walked by this little bar most mornings on our way from our Airbnb into the City. Finally, our last morning in London we stopped in for some drinks and Good Vibes. I literally could not pass this up. The colors and the signage are my jam.
Tia Maria Bar & Kitchen Food: 5/10
Vibes: 10/10
Good Vibes Only! Next stop, Milan.
Italy
Saturday Night, we fly into Milan and immediately catch a train to Venice. It’s 9:40 at Venezia San Lucia in Venice.
Day 5: Sunday, May 20, 2018
We bought all of our train tickets ahead of time and hit five major stops throughout Italy including: Venice, Florence, Pisa, Milan, & on our way back up from Egypt, Rome + the Vatican City. This first Italy section will focus on Venice, Florence, Pisa, Milan.
Venezia, Italia – 10/10
I would love to visit Venice again. Especially, since we didn’t get to ride in a Gondola. Really disappointing, but they were closed down for the afternoon by the time we got around looking for one. BUT on the bright-side I didn’t ruin all the romantic places in Europe and my future husband does stand a chance in impressing me with a romantic trip to Italy.
Florence was beautiful and touristy in a totally non-tacky way. I would also visit again.
Last meal in Florence, we found some American-style food in Italy. With actual REAL American coffee. My only (4) cups of coffee on this trip (excluding London).
The Diner Firenze 9/10
Not authentic-y or Italian by any means but sometimes your stomach appreciates a bit of familiarity. Plus, Instagram Boy has been eating military food for months and really wanted a burger, who can blame him!
Pisa was one of the least tourist friendly places we stayed. Our host at the “hotel”? (If you could even call it that… with one community bathroom, multiple mattresses that sat directly on the floor spread across our room, and a key that you had to put into the light socket to have electricity) didn’t speak ANY English. We communicated by pointing at things. Still not 100% clear on whether or not the water was potable. After we stopped and took photos at the Leaning Tower of Pisa – like the basic tourists that we are – we went out for food. After stopping into multiple different restaurants & again not finding a SINGLE PERSON who spoke ANY English at all, settled for a restaurant near our bed place. We ordered real Italian pizza (see photo below) and a bunch of Italian drinks that we pointed to on the menu. Leaning tower was cool, similar to StoneHenge this felt like a stop to cross off our list, not a place for a return visit. Kept us busy for a bout 20 minutes. Not a city I would feel the need to visit again. Pisa – 4/10
The European Adventure continues in Europe 2018 | Part 2.
Cheers,